Everyone, if I could please have your attention. I have a confession to make...
*dramatic pause*
Guys,
*dramatic sigh*
I...
...am a nerdfighter.
Yes, I know it's quite shocking...actually no it's not.
Nerdfighter:(noun)a person that, instead of being made of regular human things such as bones, organs and tissue, is made up of nothing but pure awesomeness.
And, in my case, pretzel M&M's.
I know that isn't quite as shocking as you thought it would be but I figure now would be as good a time as any for a confession. You just can't go through life living a lie, you know? There are just some things that need to be said. I seem to recall my extremely-old (;D) uncle Peter once saying: "If you keep a secret bottled up inside of you, all the pressure will build up and your head will explode."
Except, in Peter's case, I think he was talking about a fart.
I know that you were all DYING to hear some of my witty remarks about modern society and that in the couple of months that I haven't posted you have been curled up in the fetal position under your bed, sucking your thumb, unsure what to do with your life but you have no more to fear! I am back and...I actually don't know if I'll post all that soon again so...sorry in advance I guess...
Not too much going on in my life. We went to Clearfield (High) this week during school for an orientation and to put our schedules in. The orientation its self was dumb and I feel even more lost than before but I can't wait for high school! Junior sucks and I cannot WAIT to escape it's evil clutches.
I've been getting more into a couple of bands: Yellowcard, Brand New and Paramore (which I was already into). I know that nobody cares but I figure, it's my blog, if you don't like it, go enjoy the dust bunnies under your bed.
(If you're going to spend so much time down there, you should really clean. Just sayin'.)
I was looking up Yellowcard on the internet and I think they are the single most band to go through more musicians than postions in the band. And there are like, five. Positions, I mean. And they've gone through, like, eight people. Two of which were really hot and which I wasn't around to admire. The two guys in question were only there for the Ocean Avenue album and were replaced thereafter. REPLACED, I'm not kidding. Why would you replace someone that you started a band with unless they were being jerkish? This action kind of looses the appeal for the band but their music draws me back in, even if the lead singer's lack of hotness doesn't.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Mrs. Beckstead, I think I really have reason to hate you now
It seems to me that I can find no happy book. Everything I read makes me depressed. Everyone knows that to have a story you must have a conflict. In every good book the conflict is solved in some small or large way, either setting it up for a sequal or finshing the story completely. Every book I have read in the past couple of months has had bad endings that make me angry and sad. I just finished the third and final book of the Hunger Games series: Mockingjay. Oh baby, where do I begin? I think I hated it. Wait, yes I did. It was all over the place. My mom told me there was some serious controversy over it. Some said that they loved it and it was fantastic while others declared that it could have been a book from a different series; it was so far from the other two. I don't think it was nessecarily so far from the other two books as much as I hated the contents. There was so much gore and some many people died that didn't need to. And the guy who the main character ended up with made me very angry because I wanted her to be with the other person. But the way the author made it so she couldn't be with the other guy just enraged me further. I wouldn't say the other two books were cheerful but they certainly didn't have the darkness that this one had. I almost can't even explain all my frustrasion. So I'll stop now before I go on a book drunk rampage.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
"Well that's a curious thing to keep in your sock."
My mom, dad, Courtney and I went to see the seventh installment of Harry Potter tonight. Oh baby. That was surely amazing and horrifing at the same time. It left out or changed things that I was mad about but I won't say because I don't want to spoil it for anyone. The whole reason I decided to write this post though was because as I was sitting there and watching *cough, cough* a certain, someone die at the end of the movie I thought "How amazing is it that the woman that wrote this can make someone want to cry over the death of a fictional character? How completely and totally awesome would you have to be to make someone cry at the end of the sixth book?" And, of course, I was thinking she must be rolling in the dough but I kind of decided to keep that to myself. But how cool is it that just regular people like you or you or even YOU could write a book and have it be so good that people get into fierce arguments about it or debate topics about it or have whole conventions devoted to it. I could talk on for HOURS about Harry Potter and all these little things in the books and speculate on whether or not he ever forgives Draco or whether or not him and the Dursley's ever hook up again. And none of this ever happened, not a single character is real. Yet people get all up in arms about this stuff. That just amazes me at how gifted with words you have to be to have that happen. Okay. I'm done now.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Yarr!
Did you know that last week be talk like a pirate week? Here are a couple of motivators which properly got me in the spirit AAAARRRGH!!!!!



Also, did you know that the month of May is Zombie Awarness month? And that members of the Zombie Research Society where gray ribbons to represent the darkness of zombies? :D May is now my new favorite month.



Also, did you know that the month of May is Zombie Awarness month? And that members of the Zombie Research Society where gray ribbons to represent the darkness of zombies? :D May is now my new favorite month.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Two of the BEST songs on the whole freakin planet!!!!
So there I was in health class. We have been studying the glorious and notorious sex ed unit. We were talking about symptoms of something...I don't remember what but Mr. Peterson happened to mention constipation. Ryan, resident class clown (he's actually a pretty funny dude) said there was a whole song about being constipated.
So that's how this came to be:
Then in Theater we had to do a lip synch for our final assignment. My friends and I chose to do "Your Love Is My Drug" by Kesha.
Worst choice we ever could have made by the way. It has been stuck non stop in ALL of our heads for the last four days. I don't think I'll ever be able to get it out. I personally wanted to do Barbie Girl but apparently you have to "know all the words" to do a lip synch. Haha jk Kylie I love you.
But seriously.
Just kidding.
Ha...ha...
And so before our turn came this chick that we sort of associate with named Amy gets up and does her song. This is the wonderful creation she did:
My new favorite song.
Anyways after she did hers it was our turn and I must say, not trying to be conceited or anthing but...
We were the best freakin ones there.
And there were some pretty good songs too. Like this kid named Derek did "I'm A Goofy Goober, ROCK!" from "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie". But they just stood there and played RockBand instruments. I mean we made an effort! And we made up dance moves and had fun! We did the lawn mower and the sprinkler! (For all those who have seen Hitch) we did the Q-tip and makin the pizza!
I've learned (and believe me, it took me a long time to learn) that honestly, you're going to have more fun if you get up there and act like a dork with dorky dance moves than if you just stand there and look at your friend and laugh.
Which docks you points by the way.
Also, people will like your performance more. Even if you think you're being cool and by not doing anything you, or anyone else, would think is dorky the people that actually do something the people that are watching will like more. So yes we really truly were the awesomest performance even "Your Love Is My Drug" could possibly be stuck in my head for the rest of my days.
By the way, Zeamza videos! They are NOT on youtube because we can't figure out how to get them there but they are on Facebook! If you go to my Facebook page, in my videos I should be tagged in the ones I'm in. So go watch them!
Now!
Go!
Why are you still reading? Go!
Are you kidding me? You're still reading?
I'm pretty sure I've told you to go at least four or five times so just go!
That makes six.
Ok seriously go.
NOW!
So that's how this came to be:
Then in Theater we had to do a lip synch for our final assignment. My friends and I chose to do "Your Love Is My Drug" by Kesha.
Worst choice we ever could have made by the way. It has been stuck non stop in ALL of our heads for the last four days. I don't think I'll ever be able to get it out. I personally wanted to do Barbie Girl but apparently you have to "know all the words" to do a lip synch. Haha jk Kylie I love you.
But seriously.
Just kidding.
Ha...ha...
And so before our turn came this chick that we sort of associate with named Amy gets up and does her song. This is the wonderful creation she did:
My new favorite song.
Anyways after she did hers it was our turn and I must say, not trying to be conceited or anthing but...
We were the best freakin ones there.
And there were some pretty good songs too. Like this kid named Derek did "I'm A Goofy Goober, ROCK!" from "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie". But they just stood there and played RockBand instruments. I mean we made an effort! And we made up dance moves and had fun! We did the lawn mower and the sprinkler! (For all those who have seen Hitch) we did the Q-tip and makin the pizza!
I've learned (and believe me, it took me a long time to learn) that honestly, you're going to have more fun if you get up there and act like a dork with dorky dance moves than if you just stand there and look at your friend and laugh.
Which docks you points by the way.
Also, people will like your performance more. Even if you think you're being cool and by not doing anything you, or anyone else, would think is dorky the people that actually do something the people that are watching will like more. So yes we really truly were the awesomest performance even "Your Love Is My Drug" could possibly be stuck in my head for the rest of my days.
By the way, Zeamza videos! They are NOT on youtube because we can't figure out how to get them there but they are on Facebook! If you go to my Facebook page, in my videos I should be tagged in the ones I'm in. So go watch them!
Now!
Go!
Why are you still reading? Go!
Are you kidding me? You're still reading?
I'm pretty sure I've told you to go at least four or five times so just go!
That makes six.
Ok seriously go.
NOW!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
"Look at me I'm the King of New York!"
Aw music. One of the greatest joys in life! Without music, most people claim not to be able to live. I don't know if I would classify myself as one of those people, simply because I don't want to but truly music is a wonderful thing.
Of late I've been listening to Adam Lambert alot. I love the dude. He has such an amazing voice and most of his songs are up beat and catchy. You know, those toe tappers and hand snappers. I also love Adam himself because I love how he's got his own style even though I hate his new haircut. He just does things his own way and doesn't really give a crap to what people say. I wish that I could be one of those people yet there are very few of us who actually don't care about what people think. My mom's stalker *cough cough* I mean, friendly student, gave her some burned CD's of the top four of American Idol last year so I've been playing Adam none stop. My mom's "friendly student" also went to the Idol tour last year and she gave my mom a picture of Adam Lambert signed by the man himself which she promptly gave to me.
My friend Kylie introduced me not that long ago to a band called Matchbox 20 and a man named Rob Thomas. I really like this guys voice. Although I do like Rob more than the whole collective band, they have some really good songs I had heard before but had never known who sung.
I've been getting more into Bon Jovi. I love the dude but I had really only heard his main songs like "Living On A Prayer" and all that so I went and looked up some of his lesser known songs.
I've been getting back into Panic! At The Disco. I used to like them alot more but I kind of drifted off as new songs came out. The band doesn't have any new music because they recently broke up ( :'( ) but their old stuff is still good.
Speaking of music, let's talk about musicALS!
I went to the school musical and it was really good. My friend Hannah was in it and she played the part way well! Everyone else also did good all though I didn't like the lead girl and the lead guy was only an okay singer. I don't freakin get why schools always have to do musicals. Okay, I know its so that the school can incorporate singing and acting but still! There are some wonderful children that can act [like um ME!!(without bragging of course)] and can't sing so they never get a chance to be in the play because they only choose people that can sing. Half the people on stage have okay voices but can't act worth crap. I would complain but I don't know who to complain to. And if it's my principal, I'm going to keep my opinions to myself because he scares the CRAP out of me. So did our principal last year but she was mean. This guys nicer but...i don't know, maybe I'm just scared of authority figures.
Has anyone ever seen Newsies? We had to watch it in seventh grade for choir (along with fiddler on the roof which I'll get to in a minute) and Brittney, Kylie and myself absolutly fell in love with it. I proclaimed the lead, a young Christian Bale which we didn't know at the time, my sexy man. We later found out it was Christian Bale and I flipped. I had no idea it was a young Batman!
A little side note: did you know that Sirius Black from the Harry Potter movies plays Commisioner Gordon in the Batman movies? My mom had to look at two pictures before she could see it. Did you also know that Barty Crouch Jr from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is to play the Riddler in the third Batman?
Then their is Fiddler On The Roof (we had to watch this in choir too) which is such a wonderful tale. The song "If I Were a Rich Man" is the best ever; right up there with "King of New York". Brittney, Kylie and I laugh at the way he dances in this song and copy it constantly. Then there are the characters. We were all one of Tevye's daughters. I forgot which ones we each were but we all couldnt pronounce Tzeitel's name so we just made weird hissing/chomping/grunting noises whenever we mentioned her.
Of late I've been listening to Adam Lambert alot. I love the dude. He has such an amazing voice and most of his songs are up beat and catchy. You know, those toe tappers and hand snappers. I also love Adam himself because I love how he's got his own style even though I hate his new haircut. He just does things his own way and doesn't really give a crap to what people say. I wish that I could be one of those people yet there are very few of us who actually don't care about what people think. My mom's stalker *cough cough* I mean, friendly student, gave her some burned CD's of the top four of American Idol last year so I've been playing Adam none stop. My mom's "friendly student" also went to the Idol tour last year and she gave my mom a picture of Adam Lambert signed by the man himself which she promptly gave to me.
My friend Kylie introduced me not that long ago to a band called Matchbox 20 and a man named Rob Thomas. I really like this guys voice. Although I do like Rob more than the whole collective band, they have some really good songs I had heard before but had never known who sung.
I've been getting more into Bon Jovi. I love the dude but I had really only heard his main songs like "Living On A Prayer" and all that so I went and looked up some of his lesser known songs.
I've been getting back into Panic! At The Disco. I used to like them alot more but I kind of drifted off as new songs came out. The band doesn't have any new music because they recently broke up ( :'( ) but their old stuff is still good.
Speaking of music, let's talk about musicALS!
I went to the school musical and it was really good. My friend Hannah was in it and she played the part way well! Everyone else also did good all though I didn't like the lead girl and the lead guy was only an okay singer. I don't freakin get why schools always have to do musicals. Okay, I know its so that the school can incorporate singing and acting but still! There are some wonderful children that can act [like um ME!!(without bragging of course)] and can't sing so they never get a chance to be in the play because they only choose people that can sing. Half the people on stage have okay voices but can't act worth crap. I would complain but I don't know who to complain to. And if it's my principal, I'm going to keep my opinions to myself because he scares the CRAP out of me. So did our principal last year but she was mean. This guys nicer but...i don't know, maybe I'm just scared of authority figures.
Has anyone ever seen Newsies? We had to watch it in seventh grade for choir (along with fiddler on the roof which I'll get to in a minute) and Brittney, Kylie and myself absolutly fell in love with it. I proclaimed the lead, a young Christian Bale which we didn't know at the time, my sexy man. We later found out it was Christian Bale and I flipped. I had no idea it was a young Batman!
A little side note: did you know that Sirius Black from the Harry Potter movies plays Commisioner Gordon in the Batman movies? My mom had to look at two pictures before she could see it. Did you also know that Barty Crouch Jr from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is to play the Riddler in the third Batman?
Then their is Fiddler On The Roof (we had to watch this in choir too) which is such a wonderful tale. The song "If I Were a Rich Man" is the best ever; right up there with "King of New York". Brittney, Kylie and I laugh at the way he dances in this song and copy it constantly. Then there are the characters. We were all one of Tevye's daughters. I forgot which ones we each were but we all couldnt pronounce Tzeitel's name so we just made weird hissing/chomping/grunting noises whenever we mentioned her.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
"I want to get an education so I can go to a good college and have a fruitful life"
Well
Well well well well well well well
Well
Where to begin? Hmmm, there's so many choices!
I guess spring break will have to suffice.
Spring break the final countdown to summer begins!!!!!! This one week of perfect solitude and paradise makes you feel as though there really, truly is an end to the school system.
Then your thrust right back and forced to prepare for the end of levels.
Don't you just love education?
For spring break we went to Las Vegas, singing viva the whole time. A nice lovely six hour drive there. It actually wasn't bad. We got there around one. Spent the couple of days relaxing and just enjoyin life. The drive back was a nightmare. Seven hours because of a little *ahem* "detour" in St. George. I had a monstrous headache when we got back. Saturday I went to a birthday party with my bestest friends ever Kylie and Brittney. I love you guys!!!!!!
Now to school
Has anybody else notice that I love to complain?
I am so sick of school! I hate english and I hate math and I hate having to go to school for eight hours a day and do nothing but learn so I can "go to college and have a fruitful life" Well maybe I don't want my life to be full of fruit! Maybe I want it to be full of vegetables!!!! My thing is I wouldn't even really care that much except their teaching a whole bunch of crap I'm never EVER going to have to use in my life. When in my life am I going to have to know how to solve a polynomial? Hmm? What about the rock cycle? When am I going to have to know what a abstract noun is? When am I going to have to name an abstract noun? I say school should stop after sixth grade.
Well well well well well well well
Well
Where to begin? Hmmm, there's so many choices!
I guess spring break will have to suffice.
Spring break the final countdown to summer begins!!!!!! This one week of perfect solitude and paradise makes you feel as though there really, truly is an end to the school system.
Then your thrust right back and forced to prepare for the end of levels.
Don't you just love education?
For spring break we went to Las Vegas, singing viva the whole time. A nice lovely six hour drive there. It actually wasn't bad. We got there around one. Spent the couple of days relaxing and just enjoyin life. The drive back was a nightmare. Seven hours because of a little *ahem* "detour" in St. George. I had a monstrous headache when we got back. Saturday I went to a birthday party with my bestest friends ever Kylie and Brittney. I love you guys!!!!!!
Now to school
Has anybody else notice that I love to complain?
I am so sick of school! I hate english and I hate math and I hate having to go to school for eight hours a day and do nothing but learn so I can "go to college and have a fruitful life" Well maybe I don't want my life to be full of fruit! Maybe I want it to be full of vegetables!!!! My thing is I wouldn't even really care that much except their teaching a whole bunch of crap I'm never EVER going to have to use in my life. When in my life am I going to have to know how to solve a polynomial? Hmm? What about the rock cycle? When am I going to have to know what a abstract noun is? When am I going to have to name an abstract noun? I say school should stop after sixth grade.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Barney
Okay so I know I haven't posted since November 12 but I kinda sorta forgot I had a blog........ But now that I'm back I'm here to talk about the most horrible, most unfathomable form of entertainment known to man kind.
That's right. I'm here to talk about Barney.
I don't know if I can really talk about this because I've seen like six episodes of Barney in my time but since I have all the words to "Rock With Barney" memorized I think I afford some lienecy. Speaking of "Rock With Barney" let's start with that.
I don't know how long you sign a contract to be on Barney but however long it is it's way to long. First you have Lucy. She's like twenty two and bobbing her head side to side and gettin jiggy to a song about good manners. Not right.
Then you have three poor innocent boys. Well, maybe two. Michael can be a tad bit to enthusiastic.
Michael. This kid is probably around my age and he's singin about apples and bananas. And he's wearing a neon pink polo shirt.
Neon pink polo shirt.
That's not even the worst of it. In one song they have him dancing around a donkey in a FRILLY neon pink shirt. Poor child. Then you have Adam and Derek who have like four lines put together in the whole show. Maybe that's a good thing........
Next there's Amy. This girl was cute once upon a time. But now they have her hair in this monstrous braid thing and unmatching clothes that are ment for a five year old.
Last there's Tina. A cute chubby ten year old girl in way to tight clothing. She's adorable. Not in spandex. And they have her pretending like she's one. She can't say her "th"'s. So instead she says "earf" and "teef".
Let's move on to "Sharing Is Caring". If anybody knows of Selena Gomez off of Disney Channel yup that's her. The other girl, the red haired one. Wow, I don't even know where to start. They have her singing about her hen hickety pickety. She's suppolsed to be walking down the road. I don't know if you can call what she's doing walking. She's skipping/strutting/high kicking in place with a insane grin on her face. I'm really not asking for genius. I don't want an eight year old Johnny Depp. Heck, they can stand their with their heads down and mumble "if i lived under the sea" in monotone for all I care. I'm just sick of over acting twelve year olds. So say goodbye Barney and the Backyard Gang. Cause your time was up CENTURIES before now.
That's right. I'm here to talk about Barney.
I don't know if I can really talk about this because I've seen like six episodes of Barney in my time but since I have all the words to "Rock With Barney" memorized I think I afford some lienecy. Speaking of "Rock With Barney" let's start with that.
I don't know how long you sign a contract to be on Barney but however long it is it's way to long. First you have Lucy. She's like twenty two and bobbing her head side to side and gettin jiggy to a song about good manners. Not right.
Then you have three poor innocent boys. Well, maybe two. Michael can be a tad bit to enthusiastic.
Michael. This kid is probably around my age and he's singin about apples and bananas. And he's wearing a neon pink polo shirt.
Neon pink polo shirt.
That's not even the worst of it. In one song they have him dancing around a donkey in a FRILLY neon pink shirt. Poor child. Then you have Adam and Derek who have like four lines put together in the whole show. Maybe that's a good thing........
Next there's Amy. This girl was cute once upon a time. But now they have her hair in this monstrous braid thing and unmatching clothes that are ment for a five year old.
Last there's Tina. A cute chubby ten year old girl in way to tight clothing. She's adorable. Not in spandex. And they have her pretending like she's one. She can't say her "th"'s. So instead she says "earf" and "teef".
Let's move on to "Sharing Is Caring". If anybody knows of Selena Gomez off of Disney Channel yup that's her. The other girl, the red haired one. Wow, I don't even know where to start. They have her singing about her hen hickety pickety. She's suppolsed to be walking down the road. I don't know if you can call what she's doing walking. She's skipping/strutting/high kicking in place with a insane grin on her face. I'm really not asking for genius. I don't want an eight year old Johnny Depp. Heck, they can stand their with their heads down and mumble "if i lived under the sea" in monotone for all I care. I'm just sick of over acting twelve year olds. So say goodbye Barney and the Backyard Gang. Cause your time was up CENTURIES before now.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Birthday Baby!
Yo yo watz up my home dogs!!!!
My birthday was pretty tight. I got a LOT of moolah that I went and spent on some totally SWEET pants. I got two new books that are REALLY FREAKIN HACKIN AMAZING!!!!!!!! I got some neon nail polish that smells yummy, some gum and my FAVORITEST MOVIE EVER THE SANDLOT YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also got jelly bracelets and a necklace and a giftcard from my friends. It was definetly tiz-ight.
Here's some pics:

The birthday hat of the twenty-first century.

Josh and Lexi want to get in on everything. They're so cute.

I LOVE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay?
Peace out avid readers.
My birthday was pretty tight. I got a LOT of moolah that I went and spent on some totally SWEET pants. I got two new books that are REALLY FREAKIN HACKIN AMAZING!!!!!!!! I got some neon nail polish that smells yummy, some gum and my FAVORITEST MOVIE EVER THE SANDLOT YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also got jelly bracelets and a necklace and a giftcard from my friends. It was definetly tiz-ight.
Here's some pics:
The birthday hat of the twenty-first century.
Josh and Lexi want to get in on everything. They're so cute.
I LOVE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay?
Peace out avid readers.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Okay..................
Waz crackalakin my mchome skillet buiscets?! So.................not really sure why I'm writing this.................actually I'm writing this to escape mowing the lawn but I don't think it's working because I can hear them talking about it upstairs.............
Man, life sucks. You know, it's good and I'm alive and have food and stuff and thats good. I know there are starving people in Indonesia but hey, why are we giving all the third world contries pity. There are starving people everywhere! But you know, sometimes you just gotta say life sucks. You may not mean it all the way but ya gotta say it.
So in Creative Writing we have to do reflections (BLEGH!!!!!) and I'm pretty much stuck with writing cause I hate all the other subjects. And so I'm at a point where I want to take this seriously and enter and try to compete but the other half of me is just like, blegh who cares just turn it in so you can get the credit. So I wrote this crappy poem and it sucks so I don't know if I want to try and improve it or just not care and turn it in anyways.
K, I have to go mow the lawn. :( My mom came and told me I had to. Life sucks. (see post above) Oh, before I go, I need ideas for a name of............superheros? Can you call them that? I don't know. But I came up with the super squad but I really don't like that so I'm tryin to bounce other ideas off a people. It's this group of superheros and there like x-men but they cant be called x-men and i cant exactly use the justice league or anything like that so.........yeah. Help?
Man, life sucks. You know, it's good and I'm alive and have food and stuff and thats good. I know there are starving people in Indonesia but hey, why are we giving all the third world contries pity. There are starving people everywhere! But you know, sometimes you just gotta say life sucks. You may not mean it all the way but ya gotta say it.
So in Creative Writing we have to do reflections (BLEGH!!!!!) and I'm pretty much stuck with writing cause I hate all the other subjects. And so I'm at a point where I want to take this seriously and enter and try to compete but the other half of me is just like, blegh who cares just turn it in so you can get the credit. So I wrote this crappy poem and it sucks so I don't know if I want to try and improve it or just not care and turn it in anyways.
K, I have to go mow the lawn. :( My mom came and told me I had to. Life sucks. (see post above) Oh, before I go, I need ideas for a name of............superheros? Can you call them that? I don't know. But I came up with the super squad but I really don't like that so I'm tryin to bounce other ideas off a people. It's this group of superheros and there like x-men but they cant be called x-men and i cant exactly use the justice league or anything like that so.........yeah. Help?
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
I HAVE SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha i tricked you!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause you thought i had swine flu but i don't.............i don't..........yeah.
Don't you hate being sick? I do too. I've been sick for the last three days (luckily and not so luckily I've only stayed home for two) I'm not really sure what I have. Probably just a cold but luckily it's going away so it's cool. My throat just really hurts. Courtney and I both now realize why people sluff. CAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!! You feel so empowered!!!!!!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Yeah but it also sucks cause i kinda maybe spent the last to nights crying out of depression and sickness begging my mom to stay up with me................................
Maybe.
But I really hate the missing school part even though I like totally LOVE it. We're taking the Iowa test in science which I totally missed and now have to stay after to school to make it up along with a big history test worth ninety something points i think.
Fun fun.
Not to mention all the other crap. But whatever I'll get over it. Um.....................................oh yeah, I auditioned for the school play but I didn't get a callback. I don't really care though because I know I didn't really have a chance cause it's a musical but my friends think I'm totally depressed that I didn't get one because one of my OTHER friends got one and there all sitting there reasurring me "Oh, that's not right. You TOTALLY should have got one. Let's go beat them up. I didn't deserve one you did. Just because you didn't get a callback doesn't mean you didn't get the part."
Yeah, right. Tell that to the chick who's playing Sharpay.
But I'm just like "Oh thanks that's nice of you. I'm fine with it. I don't really care." But they keep on saying this and the only reason I'm not jumping up and down with joy is because i feel like complete and utter CRAP. But they don't believe that. They think I'm depressed cause I didn't get the part of Sharpay "which I was made for" and that all my efforts have been "put to a waste".
Whatever."
They won't shut up so finally I'm just like "OKAY! Guys! Thank you for your concern, I'm fine I promise. I just don't feel good okay? I didn't expect to get the part so it's not like it's a big dissapointment or anything okay?" They give me a look and finally I just start to ignore them. Then they get mad at me for not coming and playing on the playground with them when I actually don't feel good AND have a very good view of hot guys playing tennis and occasionally looking at me.
Oh, BTW we didn't get to film on Friday so there won't be a video for awhile. I'm not gonna point fingers because I'm done being pissed so it's okay now. We'll film some other time. Or I will. Whatever.
Peace out home dog
Don't you hate being sick? I do too. I've been sick for the last three days (luckily and not so luckily I've only stayed home for two) I'm not really sure what I have. Probably just a cold but luckily it's going away so it's cool. My throat just really hurts. Courtney and I both now realize why people sluff. CAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!! You feel so empowered!!!!!!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Yeah but it also sucks cause i kinda maybe spent the last to nights crying out of depression and sickness begging my mom to stay up with me................................
Maybe.
But I really hate the missing school part even though I like totally LOVE it. We're taking the Iowa test in science which I totally missed and now have to stay after to school to make it up along with a big history test worth ninety something points i think.
Fun fun.
Not to mention all the other crap. But whatever I'll get over it. Um.....................................oh yeah, I auditioned for the school play but I didn't get a callback. I don't really care though because I know I didn't really have a chance cause it's a musical but my friends think I'm totally depressed that I didn't get one because one of my OTHER friends got one and there all sitting there reasurring me "Oh, that's not right. You TOTALLY should have got one. Let's go beat them up. I didn't deserve one you did. Just because you didn't get a callback doesn't mean you didn't get the part."
Yeah, right. Tell that to the chick who's playing Sharpay.
But I'm just like "Oh thanks that's nice of you. I'm fine with it. I don't really care." But they keep on saying this and the only reason I'm not jumping up and down with joy is because i feel like complete and utter CRAP. But they don't believe that. They think I'm depressed cause I didn't get the part of Sharpay "which I was made for" and that all my efforts have been "put to a waste".
Whatever."
They won't shut up so finally I'm just like "OKAY! Guys! Thank you for your concern, I'm fine I promise. I just don't feel good okay? I didn't expect to get the part so it's not like it's a big dissapointment or anything okay?" They give me a look and finally I just start to ignore them. Then they get mad at me for not coming and playing on the playground with them when I actually don't feel good AND have a very good view of hot guys playing tennis and occasionally looking at me.
Oh, BTW we didn't get to film on Friday so there won't be a video for awhile. I'm not gonna point fingers because I'm done being pissed so it's okay now. We'll film some other time. Or I will. Whatever.
Peace out home dog
Friday, September 11, 2009
Books Made Into Tv Shows/Movies
This is just plain not right. They recently made a show that I am in love with into a show. It's called the Vampire Diaries and they totally screwed it up! I won't go into details cause you don't know anything about it......actually I will. I need to get my feelings out.
THEY FREAKIN GAVE ELENA A BROTHER!!!!! SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BROTHER SHE HAS A FIVE YEAR OLD SISTER!!!!! ELENA FREAKIN HACKIN HAS BLONDE HAIR NOT BROWN ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!? VICKIE IS NOW MATT'S SISTER MATT DOESN'T HAVE ANY SIBLINGS THEY SPECIFICALLY SAY HE IS AN ONLY CHILD WHAT THE CRAP AND ELENA'S BROTHER IS A DRUGGIE AND THIS BOOK IS SET IN LIKE THE NINTIES DRUGGIES WEREN'T EVEN INVENTED THEN AND THIS IS LIKE A LITTLE SWEET TOWN WHERE DRUGS ARE NOT RIGHT AND THEY MADE VICKIE IS WITH TYLER WHEN REALLY SHE ISN'T TYLER GOES AFTER ELENA AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF THEY MADE IT SO STEFAN HAS CONNECTIONS IN THEIR TOWN WHEN HE DOESN'T HE'S FROM FREAKIN ITALY GRRRRRRRRRRR AND STEFAN AND DAMON ARE ACTUALLY HOT WHICH MAKES THE BETRAYAL ALL THE MORE WORSE AND MEREDITH IS NOT EVEN IN THE FREAKIN HACKIN STUPID TV SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cough, cough*
Another travasity is Twilight. This was a very good book before everyone was obsessed with it. And the movie SUCKS!!!!! And I know you're thinking "What?! A month ago she was obsessed!" Yes, well I recently had the opportunity to see the movie again and I'm sitting there and I'm like, "This SUCKS!!!!!" And it's ruined the book for me so now whenever I read it I can only thing of (GAG!!!!!!!!!) Robert Pattinson and (double GAG!!!!!!!!!) Kristen Stewart. It's totally ruined now.
It would be so freakin hackin super fly wicked if they made fablehaven into a movie but at the same time I think it would also ruin it for me so that there is kind of debatable.
Well that's about it for this post but, Oh yeah check out youtube.com/zeamza but not right now in like, a little bit because there's nothing on there right now but me and my friends are going to be posting videos there we just don't have a camera that's why there aren't videos there but we're filming on friday (next friday) and we'll hopefully have one up soon so yeah check it out just not right now!
Go back in like, a day or two.
THEY FREAKIN GAVE ELENA A BROTHER!!!!! SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BROTHER SHE HAS A FIVE YEAR OLD SISTER!!!!! ELENA FREAKIN HACKIN HAS BLONDE HAIR NOT BROWN ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!? VICKIE IS NOW MATT'S SISTER MATT DOESN'T HAVE ANY SIBLINGS THEY SPECIFICALLY SAY HE IS AN ONLY CHILD WHAT THE CRAP AND ELENA'S BROTHER IS A DRUGGIE AND THIS BOOK IS SET IN LIKE THE NINTIES DRUGGIES WEREN'T EVEN INVENTED THEN AND THIS IS LIKE A LITTLE SWEET TOWN WHERE DRUGS ARE NOT RIGHT AND THEY MADE VICKIE IS WITH TYLER WHEN REALLY SHE ISN'T TYLER GOES AFTER ELENA AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF THEY MADE IT SO STEFAN HAS CONNECTIONS IN THEIR TOWN WHEN HE DOESN'T HE'S FROM FREAKIN ITALY GRRRRRRRRRRR AND STEFAN AND DAMON ARE ACTUALLY HOT WHICH MAKES THE BETRAYAL ALL THE MORE WORSE AND MEREDITH IS NOT EVEN IN THE FREAKIN HACKIN STUPID TV SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cough, cough*
Another travasity is Twilight. This was a very good book before everyone was obsessed with it. And the movie SUCKS!!!!! And I know you're thinking "What?! A month ago she was obsessed!" Yes, well I recently had the opportunity to see the movie again and I'm sitting there and I'm like, "This SUCKS!!!!!" And it's ruined the book for me so now whenever I read it I can only thing of (GAG!!!!!!!!!) Robert Pattinson and (double GAG!!!!!!!!!) Kristen Stewart. It's totally ruined now.
It would be so freakin hackin super fly wicked if they made fablehaven into a movie but at the same time I think it would also ruin it for me so that there is kind of debatable.
Well that's about it for this post but, Oh yeah check out youtube.com/zeamza but not right now in like, a little bit because there's nothing on there right now but me and my friends are going to be posting videos there we just don't have a camera that's why there aren't videos there but we're filming on friday (next friday) and we'll hopefully have one up soon so yeah check it out just not right now!
Go back in like, a day or two.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
That Mandatory Piece of Crap They Call School: The Sequel
Ah, second day of school, where to begin, where to begin.
Eh, it was fine. At least, that's what I told my mom, cause you know, why would anybody say that their day of school was great, amazingly fastingaly awesome so amazing that it was like opening the door to a magical world filled with colorful rainbows and magical unicorns.
Yeah who would say that?
Fifth period, art. It was cool. I like the teacher she's nice. Everyone's going on about how hot she is. Whatever I'm not going to listen to that. She was pretty though. Sixth period, Mock Trial.
Yay.
You see, I didn't exactly WANT to be in this class. My mom put it down as an second, thinking I wouldn't get into because I would get into to all my firsts.
Didn't happen.
They screwed up my schedule so that I had theatre two first semester and theatre one second semester and theatre one was full this semester so I had to go with something else. Guess what?
The guy is nice, yeah, I know people in there that I don't particularly like but ya know, what are ya gonna do? I've been trying to get into gym because I don't want to go through last year again, what with being a loner and having to change by myself and never seeing the light of day through my eyes.
But you know, I just don't wanna go through that.
Seventh period, History. Got it with Roland, I see a guy that I haven't seen since fifth grade, it's all good. The teacher seems kinda boring but he seems nice so I'm not gonna complain. Eighth period, yearbook. Fun, sure, cool teacher yeah.
Wasn't a horrid day, wasn't the best. But the only good way to end a day is to be riding the bus home with your friend and end with a couple of last words.
"I need to get to know the guy a little better, to understand the deep intellectual things that go on inside his brain."
*pause*
"I agree."
Yay.
Eh, it was fine. At least, that's what I told my mom, cause you know, why would anybody say that their day of school was great, amazingly fastingaly awesome so amazing that it was like opening the door to a magical world filled with colorful rainbows and magical unicorns.
Yeah who would say that?
Fifth period, art. It was cool. I like the teacher she's nice. Everyone's going on about how hot she is. Whatever I'm not going to listen to that. She was pretty though. Sixth period, Mock Trial.
Yay.
You see, I didn't exactly WANT to be in this class. My mom put it down as an second, thinking I wouldn't get into because I would get into to all my firsts.
Didn't happen.
They screwed up my schedule so that I had theatre two first semester and theatre one second semester and theatre one was full this semester so I had to go with something else. Guess what?
The guy is nice, yeah, I know people in there that I don't particularly like but ya know, what are ya gonna do? I've been trying to get into gym because I don't want to go through last year again, what with being a loner and having to change by myself and never seeing the light of day through my eyes.
But you know, I just don't wanna go through that.
Seventh period, History. Got it with Roland, I see a guy that I haven't seen since fifth grade, it's all good. The teacher seems kinda boring but he seems nice so I'm not gonna complain. Eighth period, yearbook. Fun, sure, cool teacher yeah.
Wasn't a horrid day, wasn't the best. But the only good way to end a day is to be riding the bus home with your friend and end with a couple of last words.
"I need to get to know the guy a little better, to understand the deep intellectual things that go on inside his brain."
*pause*
"I agree."
Yay.
Monday, August 24, 2009
That Mandatory Piece of Crap They Call School
First day of school, first day of school, where to begin.......
Well it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It wasn't completly horrid but it wasn't the best day of my academic career. We'll put it in the bareable category. So, um, Kylie came and got me, 7:45 and I get in the car, talk to her and Parker. Parker ditches us and soon as we get to the school. Oh well, he's a guy, not really our best friend, what are you gonna do? So, get my schedule, find my locker, don't have anything to put in it so we just chill and find Roland and Brittney. Bell rings, first period comes around. English, have it with Kylie. Yay! English is taught by a nice old lady that makes a color and claims the room is very hot. Next, Creative Writing. Got it with Kylie and it's right across the little space, common thingy. (Our school is very freakish; it has these little box rooms and there are like, I don't know, five classrooms in each of them instead of out in the hallways) Go there, sit down together. Pretty much my favorite class that day. The teacher read us a book I've already read and I'm pretty sure she was either high or just very, very frazzled and excited. Third period, not my favorite. Algebra. Don't have it with anyone, don't really like the teacher; lucky, we get to leave for lunch.
Lunch is very weird here. There are two lunches and your in first or second lunch depending what floor your on and whether your in science or not. Plus, we have AB schedule so, you know, all the more fun. I have second lunch, so do all my friends. We go down, and apparently we only get half an hour to eat and the line is like a mile long. But whatever, we manage to down our food. Go back to third period (weird) and chill with the not nice Alegebra teacher. Go to fourth period. Science, know someone not my best friend, but is nice. Guess who's my partner? We go outside and do a weird bubble thing and I don't really like this teacher either. But whatever. It was okay. It wasn't amazingly totally gnarly wicked or super fly but bareable. Get back to you on tomorrow with B day.
Yay.
Well it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It wasn't completly horrid but it wasn't the best day of my academic career. We'll put it in the bareable category. So, um, Kylie came and got me, 7:45 and I get in the car, talk to her and Parker. Parker ditches us and soon as we get to the school. Oh well, he's a guy, not really our best friend, what are you gonna do? So, get my schedule, find my locker, don't have anything to put in it so we just chill and find Roland and Brittney. Bell rings, first period comes around. English, have it with Kylie. Yay! English is taught by a nice old lady that makes a color and claims the room is very hot. Next, Creative Writing. Got it with Kylie and it's right across the little space, common thingy. (Our school is very freakish; it has these little box rooms and there are like, I don't know, five classrooms in each of them instead of out in the hallways) Go there, sit down together. Pretty much my favorite class that day. The teacher read us a book I've already read and I'm pretty sure she was either high or just very, very frazzled and excited. Third period, not my favorite. Algebra. Don't have it with anyone, don't really like the teacher; lucky, we get to leave for lunch.
Lunch is very weird here. There are two lunches and your in first or second lunch depending what floor your on and whether your in science or not. Plus, we have AB schedule so, you know, all the more fun. I have second lunch, so do all my friends. We go down, and apparently we only get half an hour to eat and the line is like a mile long. But whatever, we manage to down our food. Go back to third period (weird) and chill with the not nice Alegebra teacher. Go to fourth period. Science, know someone not my best friend, but is nice. Guess who's my partner? We go outside and do a weird bubble thing and I don't really like this teacher either. But whatever. It was okay. It wasn't amazingly totally gnarly wicked or super fly but bareable. Get back to you on tomorrow with B day.
Yay.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Oh Gag School
So.
I was hanging with my homie-gs today and we got on the subject of school. We talked about the new school and how frightening it is and how the AB schedule will be confusing and why do we have to have two floors and I really didn't want to talk about any of it and my peep Hannah is just like "Oh yeah, there's only 24 days left till school starts."
Wow.
That was a pretty big bomb shell and she just dropped in the middle of the conversation. I mean, I swear, it was like she was talking about the weather or something she's just like "Oh yeah, lovely weather by the way only about 24 days left till all your hopes and dreams are crashed and your stuck and in a hot cramped building with who knows how many other people so you might as well just shoot yourself in the head cause that would be a lot easier than enduring that for a whole year. So yeah, how bout them Mets?" I mean, I know it has to come to an end at some point but do ya really have to drop it down like that? You know, it's hard to ignore it all when school shopping comes and you get your schedule but when you start talking about how many days are left, really, it's like you actually WANT it to come back. I said back to her I was like, "NO WHY MUST IT END?!" All dramatically and full of feeling and she's just like "Oh are you kidding me? It's boring without school I can't wait."
Don't really know if I'm gonna be hanging out with Hannah that much.
I was hanging with my homie-gs today and we got on the subject of school. We talked about the new school and how frightening it is and how the AB schedule will be confusing and why do we have to have two floors and I really didn't want to talk about any of it and my peep Hannah is just like "Oh yeah, there's only 24 days left till school starts."
Wow.
That was a pretty big bomb shell and she just dropped in the middle of the conversation. I mean, I swear, it was like she was talking about the weather or something she's just like "Oh yeah, lovely weather by the way only about 24 days left till all your hopes and dreams are crashed and your stuck and in a hot cramped building with who knows how many other people so you might as well just shoot yourself in the head cause that would be a lot easier than enduring that for a whole year. So yeah, how bout them Mets?" I mean, I know it has to come to an end at some point but do ya really have to drop it down like that? You know, it's hard to ignore it all when school shopping comes and you get your schedule but when you start talking about how many days are left, really, it's like you actually WANT it to come back. I said back to her I was like, "NO WHY MUST IT END?!" All dramatically and full of feeling and she's just like "Oh are you kidding me? It's boring without school I can't wait."
Don't really know if I'm gonna be hanging out with Hannah that much.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello. I am Brittney Chamberlain and I would like to commentate on this summer season, this cornicopia of good fortune, this plethora of, what you people call fun. In case you do not know, it is SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH EM FREAKIN HACKIN GEE IT'S FINALLY SUMMER HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE SCHOOL NO MORE CLASSES NO MORE EVIL MRS. FRANCOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES FINALLY I'M FREE FROM CRANKY FRANKY HOLY CRAP IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY I CAN STAY UP TILL TWO IN THE MORNING AND GET UP AND ELEVEN FINALLY I CAN JUST HANG OUT WITH MY COMPANIONS ALL DAY AND PARTY ALL NIGHT FINALLY IT'S FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE A GIANT ROLLERCOASTER OF FUNGOODHAPPY THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!! I like rollercoasters.
I like the tin man.
And that concludes our broadcast on this summer season.
I like the tin man.
And that concludes our broadcast on this summer season.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
The I-Can't-Think-Of-A-Title-For-This-Post Post

I drew this for art a few weeks ago. I had recently rented the movie on Netflix after its absence since the time when me and Courtney saw it with Peter. I realized that it is very disturbingly creepy and I love it. Its one of my favorite movies. I need to find more Japanese anime movies but oh well. I drew this for the next two weeks sketch (we turn in drawings every two weeks). I turned Tinkerbell punk!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
St. Jorge!!!!!!!!
Yeah peeps St George! We went from Saturday morning (at seven i might add) and left yesterday. I totally didn't want to leave it was like the best ever. It was so hot i wore shorts every day! It totally sucked though cause on the way I was sick and the next day I was sick too. But I got better enough to go swimming which was amazing even though nobody would do anything fun (cough cough "courtney" cough cough "sean") Anyways. Yeah it was way super dee duperly fun. I just wish it was that hot up here. It kind of kills a mood when you come back home after seventy degree weather and it's like, fifty. You know?
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Guess!
Can't read my can't read my no he can't read my (blank)!
Can anybody fill in the blank? (Hint: this has been in my head all week)
Can anybody fill in the blank? (Hint: this has been in my head all week)
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