Two of the BEST songs on the whole freakin planet!!!!

So there I was in health class. We have been studying the glorious and notorious sex ed unit. We were talking about symptoms of something...I don't remember what but Mr. Peterson happened to mention constipation. Ryan, resident class clown (he's actually a pretty funny dude) said there was a whole song about being constipated.
So that's how this came to be:



Then in Theater we had to do a lip synch for our final assignment. My friends and I chose to do "Your Love Is My Drug" by Kesha.
Worst choice we ever could have made by the way. It has been stuck non stop in ALL of our heads for the last four days. I don't think I'll ever be able to get it out. I personally wanted to do Barbie Girl but apparently you have to "know all the words" to do a lip synch. Haha jk Kylie I love you.
But seriously.
Just kidding.
Ha...ha...
And so before our turn came this chick that we sort of associate with named Amy gets up and does her song. This is the wonderful creation she did:



My new favorite song.

Anyways after she did hers it was our turn and I must say, not trying to be conceited or anthing but...
We were the best freakin ones there.
And there were some pretty good songs too. Like this kid named Derek did "I'm A Goofy Goober, ROCK!" from "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie". But they just stood there and played RockBand instruments. I mean we made an effort! And we made up dance moves and had fun! We did the lawn mower and the sprinkler! (For all those who have seen Hitch) we did the Q-tip and makin the pizza!
I've learned (and believe me, it took me a long time to learn) that honestly, you're going to have more fun if you get up there and act like a dork with dorky dance moves than if you just stand there and look at your friend and laugh.
Which docks you points by the way.
Also, people will like your performance more. Even if you think you're being cool and by not doing anything you, or anyone else, would think is dorky the people that actually do something the people that are watching will like more. So yes we really truly were the awesomest performance even "Your Love Is My Drug" could possibly be stuck in my head for the rest of my days.
By the way, Zeamza videos! They are NOT on youtube because we can't figure out how to get them there but they are on Facebook! If you go to my Facebook page, in my videos I should be tagged in the ones I'm in. So go watch them!
Now!
Go!
Why are you still reading? Go!
Are you kidding me? You're still reading?
I'm pretty sure I've told you to go at least four or five times so just go!
That makes six.
Ok seriously go.
NOW!