- Parents that get overly excited when their kid poops. Yes, I get it, it's a happy magical time when you're newborn child gets over their constipation and finally takes their first poop but do ya honestly have to share it with the world? Come on, I could just picture some parent running down the street with a diaper full of crap (yes, I know it's not the most pleasant thought) "My kid pooped! My kid pooped!"
- Screamo music. I'm highly scared of people that consider this art. If I want to listen to people scream, I'll go watch my brother after he's told he has to get a shot, record it, and call it music.
- People that talk in texting lingo. (I've been known to do this so I can't judge). Lol, ttyl, OMG, nvm, these were all ment for the phones not when people are having a conversation. Here's a crazy thought: What if we actually laughed out loud instead of saying lol? *big intake of breath*
- People who call fall, Autumn. Do I even have to comment? Honestly, we live in America. We're a bunch of lazy idiots who don't have time to learn big words. I have nothing against America, really, very patriotict but still, we are lazy and most of us are obese and we don't have the time to say Autumn. So just say Fall and lets move on with our lifes.
- People that say roof and forrest like they have speaking issues (ruff, furrest). Honestly, that bugs the crap out of me. What if some speaks like that all the time and they're talking about Santa Claus? "So, he goes up on you're ruff and the way you know he's up there is that you can here is reigndeers huffs." Wouldn't you think they were saying ruff as in dog and huff as in "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down"?
Okay, well that's my opinion on the things that must go. I will keep you posted. Oh, btw, I applied my family for a game show. It's not like we'll get on but keep your fingers crossed because it'll be a real riot if we're on there. Toodles!
