Barney

Okay so I know I haven't posted since November 12 but I kinda sorta forgot I had a blog........ But now that I'm back I'm here to talk about the most horrible, most unfathomable form of entertainment known to man kind.
That's right. I'm here to talk about Barney.
I don't know if I can really talk about this because I've seen like six episodes of Barney in my time but since I have all the words to "Rock With Barney" memorized I think I afford some lienecy. Speaking of "Rock With Barney" let's start with that.
I don't know how long you sign a contract to be on Barney but however long it is it's way to long. First you have Lucy. She's like twenty two and bobbing her head side to side and gettin jiggy to a song about good manners. Not right.
Then you have three poor innocent boys. Well, maybe two. Michael can be a tad bit to enthusiastic.
Michael. This kid is probably around my age and he's singin about apples and bananas. And he's wearing a neon pink polo shirt.
Neon pink polo shirt.
That's not even the worst of it. In one song they have him dancing around a donkey in a FRILLY neon pink shirt. Poor child. Then you have Adam and Derek who have like four lines put together in the whole show. Maybe that's a good thing........
Next there's Amy. This girl was cute once upon a time. But now they have her hair in this monstrous braid thing and unmatching clothes that are ment for a five year old.
Last there's Tina. A cute chubby ten year old girl in way to tight clothing. She's adorable. Not in spandex. And they have her pretending like she's one. She can't say her "th"'s. So instead she says "earf" and "teef".
Let's move on to "Sharing Is Caring". If anybody knows of Selena Gomez off of Disney Channel yup that's her. The other girl, the red haired one. Wow, I don't even know where to start. They have her singing about her hen hickety pickety. She's suppolsed to be walking down the road. I don't know if you can call what she's doing walking. She's skipping/strutting/high kicking in place with a insane grin on her face. I'm really not asking for genius. I don't want an eight year old Johnny Depp. Heck, they can stand their with their heads down and mumble "if i lived under the sea" in monotone for all I care. I'm just sick of over acting twelve year olds. So say goodbye Barney and the Backyard Gang. Cause your time was up CENTURIES before now.