So there I was in health class. We have been studying the glorious and notorious sex ed unit. We were talking about symptoms of something...I don't remember what but Mr. Peterson happened to mention constipation. Ryan, resident class clown (he's actually a pretty funny dude) said there was a whole song about being constipated.
So that's how this came to be:
Then in Theater we had to do a lip synch for our final assignment. My friends and I chose to do "Your Love Is My Drug" by Kesha.
Worst choice we ever could have made by the way. It has been stuck non stop in ALL of our heads for the last four days. I don't think I'll ever be able to get it out. I personally wanted to do Barbie Girl but apparently you have to "know all the words" to do a lip synch. Haha jk Kylie I love you.
But seriously.
Just kidding.
Ha...ha...
And so before our turn came this chick that we sort of associate with named Amy gets up and does her song. This is the wonderful creation she did:
My new favorite song.
Anyways after she did hers it was our turn and I must say, not trying to be conceited or anthing but...
We were the best freakin ones there.
And there were some pretty good songs too. Like this kid named Derek did "I'm A Goofy Goober, ROCK!" from "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie". But they just stood there and played RockBand instruments. I mean we made an effort! And we made up dance moves and had fun! We did the lawn mower and the sprinkler! (For all those who have seen Hitch) we did the Q-tip and makin the pizza!
I've learned (and believe me, it took me a long time to learn) that honestly, you're going to have more fun if you get up there and act like a dork with dorky dance moves than if you just stand there and look at your friend and laugh.
Which docks you points by the way.
Also, people will like your performance more. Even if you think you're being cool and by not doing anything you, or anyone else, would think is dorky the people that actually do something the people that are watching will like more. So yes we really truly were the awesomest performance even "Your Love Is My Drug" could possibly be stuck in my head for the rest of my days.
By the way, Zeamza videos! They are NOT on youtube because we can't figure out how to get them there but they are on Facebook! If you go to my Facebook page, in my videos I should be tagged in the ones I'm in. So go watch them!
Now!
Go!
Why are you still reading? Go!
Are you kidding me? You're still reading?
I'm pretty sure I've told you to go at least four or five times so just go!
That makes six.
Ok seriously go.
NOW!
Friday, May 28, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
"Look at me I'm the King of New York!"
Aw music. One of the greatest joys in life! Without music, most people claim not to be able to live. I don't know if I would classify myself as one of those people, simply because I don't want to but truly music is a wonderful thing.
Of late I've been listening to Adam Lambert alot. I love the dude. He has such an amazing voice and most of his songs are up beat and catchy. You know, those toe tappers and hand snappers. I also love Adam himself because I love how he's got his own style even though I hate his new haircut. He just does things his own way and doesn't really give a crap to what people say. I wish that I could be one of those people yet there are very few of us who actually don't care about what people think. My mom's stalker *cough cough* I mean, friendly student, gave her some burned CD's of the top four of American Idol last year so I've been playing Adam none stop. My mom's "friendly student" also went to the Idol tour last year and she gave my mom a picture of Adam Lambert signed by the man himself which she promptly gave to me.
My friend Kylie introduced me not that long ago to a band called Matchbox 20 and a man named Rob Thomas. I really like this guys voice. Although I do like Rob more than the whole collective band, they have some really good songs I had heard before but had never known who sung.
I've been getting more into Bon Jovi. I love the dude but I had really only heard his main songs like "Living On A Prayer" and all that so I went and looked up some of his lesser known songs.
I've been getting back into Panic! At The Disco. I used to like them alot more but I kind of drifted off as new songs came out. The band doesn't have any new music because they recently broke up ( :'( ) but their old stuff is still good.
Speaking of music, let's talk about musicALS!
I went to the school musical and it was really good. My friend Hannah was in it and she played the part way well! Everyone else also did good all though I didn't like the lead girl and the lead guy was only an okay singer. I don't freakin get why schools always have to do musicals. Okay, I know its so that the school can incorporate singing and acting but still! There are some wonderful children that can act [like um ME!!(without bragging of course)] and can't sing so they never get a chance to be in the play because they only choose people that can sing. Half the people on stage have okay voices but can't act worth crap. I would complain but I don't know who to complain to. And if it's my principal, I'm going to keep my opinions to myself because he scares the CRAP out of me. So did our principal last year but she was mean. This guys nicer but...i don't know, maybe I'm just scared of authority figures.
Has anyone ever seen Newsies? We had to watch it in seventh grade for choir (along with fiddler on the roof which I'll get to in a minute) and Brittney, Kylie and myself absolutly fell in love with it. I proclaimed the lead, a young Christian Bale which we didn't know at the time, my sexy man. We later found out it was Christian Bale and I flipped. I had no idea it was a young Batman!
A little side note: did you know that Sirius Black from the Harry Potter movies plays Commisioner Gordon in the Batman movies? My mom had to look at two pictures before she could see it. Did you also know that Barty Crouch Jr from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is to play the Riddler in the third Batman?
Then their is Fiddler On The Roof (we had to watch this in choir too) which is such a wonderful tale. The song "If I Were a Rich Man" is the best ever; right up there with "King of New York". Brittney, Kylie and I laugh at the way he dances in this song and copy it constantly. Then there are the characters. We were all one of Tevye's daughters. I forgot which ones we each were but we all couldnt pronounce Tzeitel's name so we just made weird hissing/chomping/grunting noises whenever we mentioned her.
Of late I've been listening to Adam Lambert alot. I love the dude. He has such an amazing voice and most of his songs are up beat and catchy. You know, those toe tappers and hand snappers. I also love Adam himself because I love how he's got his own style even though I hate his new haircut. He just does things his own way and doesn't really give a crap to what people say. I wish that I could be one of those people yet there are very few of us who actually don't care about what people think. My mom's stalker *cough cough* I mean, friendly student, gave her some burned CD's of the top four of American Idol last year so I've been playing Adam none stop. My mom's "friendly student" also went to the Idol tour last year and she gave my mom a picture of Adam Lambert signed by the man himself which she promptly gave to me.
My friend Kylie introduced me not that long ago to a band called Matchbox 20 and a man named Rob Thomas. I really like this guys voice. Although I do like Rob more than the whole collective band, they have some really good songs I had heard before but had never known who sung.
I've been getting more into Bon Jovi. I love the dude but I had really only heard his main songs like "Living On A Prayer" and all that so I went and looked up some of his lesser known songs.
I've been getting back into Panic! At The Disco. I used to like them alot more but I kind of drifted off as new songs came out. The band doesn't have any new music because they recently broke up ( :'( ) but their old stuff is still good.
Speaking of music, let's talk about musicALS!
I went to the school musical and it was really good. My friend Hannah was in it and she played the part way well! Everyone else also did good all though I didn't like the lead girl and the lead guy was only an okay singer. I don't freakin get why schools always have to do musicals. Okay, I know its so that the school can incorporate singing and acting but still! There are some wonderful children that can act [like um ME!!(without bragging of course)] and can't sing so they never get a chance to be in the play because they only choose people that can sing. Half the people on stage have okay voices but can't act worth crap. I would complain but I don't know who to complain to. And if it's my principal, I'm going to keep my opinions to myself because he scares the CRAP out of me. So did our principal last year but she was mean. This guys nicer but...i don't know, maybe I'm just scared of authority figures.
Has anyone ever seen Newsies? We had to watch it in seventh grade for choir (along with fiddler on the roof which I'll get to in a minute) and Brittney, Kylie and myself absolutly fell in love with it. I proclaimed the lead, a young Christian Bale which we didn't know at the time, my sexy man. We later found out it was Christian Bale and I flipped. I had no idea it was a young Batman!
A little side note: did you know that Sirius Black from the Harry Potter movies plays Commisioner Gordon in the Batman movies? My mom had to look at two pictures before she could see it. Did you also know that Barty Crouch Jr from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is to play the Riddler in the third Batman?
Then their is Fiddler On The Roof (we had to watch this in choir too) which is such a wonderful tale. The song "If I Were a Rich Man" is the best ever; right up there with "King of New York". Brittney, Kylie and I laugh at the way he dances in this song and copy it constantly. Then there are the characters. We were all one of Tevye's daughters. I forgot which ones we each were but we all couldnt pronounce Tzeitel's name so we just made weird hissing/chomping/grunting noises whenever we mentioned her.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
"I want to get an education so I can go to a good college and have a fruitful life"
Well
Well well well well well well well
Well
Where to begin? Hmmm, there's so many choices!
I guess spring break will have to suffice.
Spring break the final countdown to summer begins!!!!!! This one week of perfect solitude and paradise makes you feel as though there really, truly is an end to the school system.
Then your thrust right back and forced to prepare for the end of levels.
Don't you just love education?
For spring break we went to Las Vegas, singing viva the whole time. A nice lovely six hour drive there. It actually wasn't bad. We got there around one. Spent the couple of days relaxing and just enjoyin life. The drive back was a nightmare. Seven hours because of a little *ahem* "detour" in St. George. I had a monstrous headache when we got back. Saturday I went to a birthday party with my bestest friends ever Kylie and Brittney. I love you guys!!!!!!
Now to school
Has anybody else notice that I love to complain?
I am so sick of school! I hate english and I hate math and I hate having to go to school for eight hours a day and do nothing but learn so I can "go to college and have a fruitful life" Well maybe I don't want my life to be full of fruit! Maybe I want it to be full of vegetables!!!! My thing is I wouldn't even really care that much except their teaching a whole bunch of crap I'm never EVER going to have to use in my life. When in my life am I going to have to know how to solve a polynomial? Hmm? What about the rock cycle? When am I going to have to know what a abstract noun is? When am I going to have to name an abstract noun? I say school should stop after sixth grade.
Well well well well well well well
Well
Where to begin? Hmmm, there's so many choices!
I guess spring break will have to suffice.
Spring break the final countdown to summer begins!!!!!! This one week of perfect solitude and paradise makes you feel as though there really, truly is an end to the school system.
Then your thrust right back and forced to prepare for the end of levels.
Don't you just love education?
For spring break we went to Las Vegas, singing viva the whole time. A nice lovely six hour drive there. It actually wasn't bad. We got there around one. Spent the couple of days relaxing and just enjoyin life. The drive back was a nightmare. Seven hours because of a little *ahem* "detour" in St. George. I had a monstrous headache when we got back. Saturday I went to a birthday party with my bestest friends ever Kylie and Brittney. I love you guys!!!!!!
Now to school
Has anybody else notice that I love to complain?
I am so sick of school! I hate english and I hate math and I hate having to go to school for eight hours a day and do nothing but learn so I can "go to college and have a fruitful life" Well maybe I don't want my life to be full of fruit! Maybe I want it to be full of vegetables!!!! My thing is I wouldn't even really care that much except their teaching a whole bunch of crap I'm never EVER going to have to use in my life. When in my life am I going to have to know how to solve a polynomial? Hmm? What about the rock cycle? When am I going to have to know what a abstract noun is? When am I going to have to name an abstract noun? I say school should stop after sixth grade.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Barney
Okay so I know I haven't posted since November 12 but I kinda sorta forgot I had a blog........ But now that I'm back I'm here to talk about the most horrible, most unfathomable form of entertainment known to man kind.
That's right. I'm here to talk about Barney.
I don't know if I can really talk about this because I've seen like six episodes of Barney in my time but since I have all the words to "Rock With Barney" memorized I think I afford some lienecy. Speaking of "Rock With Barney" let's start with that.
I don't know how long you sign a contract to be on Barney but however long it is it's way to long. First you have Lucy. She's like twenty two and bobbing her head side to side and gettin jiggy to a song about good manners. Not right.
Then you have three poor innocent boys. Well, maybe two. Michael can be a tad bit to enthusiastic.
Michael. This kid is probably around my age and he's singin about apples and bananas. And he's wearing a neon pink polo shirt.
Neon pink polo shirt.
That's not even the worst of it. In one song they have him dancing around a donkey in a FRILLY neon pink shirt. Poor child. Then you have Adam and Derek who have like four lines put together in the whole show. Maybe that's a good thing........
Next there's Amy. This girl was cute once upon a time. But now they have her hair in this monstrous braid thing and unmatching clothes that are ment for a five year old.
Last there's Tina. A cute chubby ten year old girl in way to tight clothing. She's adorable. Not in spandex. And they have her pretending like she's one. She can't say her "th"'s. So instead she says "earf" and "teef".
Let's move on to "Sharing Is Caring". If anybody knows of Selena Gomez off of Disney Channel yup that's her. The other girl, the red haired one. Wow, I don't even know where to start. They have her singing about her hen hickety pickety. She's suppolsed to be walking down the road. I don't know if you can call what she's doing walking. She's skipping/strutting/high kicking in place with a insane grin on her face. I'm really not asking for genius. I don't want an eight year old Johnny Depp. Heck, they can stand their with their heads down and mumble "if i lived under the sea" in monotone for all I care. I'm just sick of over acting twelve year olds. So say goodbye Barney and the Backyard Gang. Cause your time was up CENTURIES before now.
That's right. I'm here to talk about Barney.
I don't know if I can really talk about this because I've seen like six episodes of Barney in my time but since I have all the words to "Rock With Barney" memorized I think I afford some lienecy. Speaking of "Rock With Barney" let's start with that.
I don't know how long you sign a contract to be on Barney but however long it is it's way to long. First you have Lucy. She's like twenty two and bobbing her head side to side and gettin jiggy to a song about good manners. Not right.
Then you have three poor innocent boys. Well, maybe two. Michael can be a tad bit to enthusiastic.
Michael. This kid is probably around my age and he's singin about apples and bananas. And he's wearing a neon pink polo shirt.
Neon pink polo shirt.
That's not even the worst of it. In one song they have him dancing around a donkey in a FRILLY neon pink shirt. Poor child. Then you have Adam and Derek who have like four lines put together in the whole show. Maybe that's a good thing........
Next there's Amy. This girl was cute once upon a time. But now they have her hair in this monstrous braid thing and unmatching clothes that are ment for a five year old.
Last there's Tina. A cute chubby ten year old girl in way to tight clothing. She's adorable. Not in spandex. And they have her pretending like she's one. She can't say her "th"'s. So instead she says "earf" and "teef".
Let's move on to "Sharing Is Caring". If anybody knows of Selena Gomez off of Disney Channel yup that's her. The other girl, the red haired one. Wow, I don't even know where to start. They have her singing about her hen hickety pickety. She's suppolsed to be walking down the road. I don't know if you can call what she's doing walking. She's skipping/strutting/high kicking in place with a insane grin on her face. I'm really not asking for genius. I don't want an eight year old Johnny Depp. Heck, they can stand their with their heads down and mumble "if i lived under the sea" in monotone for all I care. I'm just sick of over acting twelve year olds. So say goodbye Barney and the Backyard Gang. Cause your time was up CENTURIES before now.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Birthday Baby!
Yo yo watz up my home dogs!!!!
My birthday was pretty tight. I got a LOT of moolah that I went and spent on some totally SWEET pants. I got two new books that are REALLY FREAKIN HACKIN AMAZING!!!!!!!! I got some neon nail polish that smells yummy, some gum and my FAVORITEST MOVIE EVER THE SANDLOT YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also got jelly bracelets and a necklace and a giftcard from my friends. It was definetly tiz-ight.
Here's some pics:
The birthday hat of the twenty-first century.
Josh and Lexi want to get in on everything. They're so cute.
I LOVE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay?
Peace out avid readers.
My birthday was pretty tight. I got a LOT of moolah that I went and spent on some totally SWEET pants. I got two new books that are REALLY FREAKIN HACKIN AMAZING!!!!!!!! I got some neon nail polish that smells yummy, some gum and my FAVORITEST MOVIE EVER THE SANDLOT YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also got jelly bracelets and a necklace and a giftcard from my friends. It was definetly tiz-ight.
Here's some pics:
The birthday hat of the twenty-first century.
Josh and Lexi want to get in on everything. They're so cute.
I LOVE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay?
Peace out avid readers.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Okay..................
Waz crackalakin my mchome skillet buiscets?! So.................not really sure why I'm writing this.................actually I'm writing this to escape mowing the lawn but I don't think it's working because I can hear them talking about it upstairs.............
Man, life sucks. You know, it's good and I'm alive and have food and stuff and thats good. I know there are starving people in Indonesia but hey, why are we giving all the third world contries pity. There are starving people everywhere! But you know, sometimes you just gotta say life sucks. You may not mean it all the way but ya gotta say it.
So in Creative Writing we have to do reflections (BLEGH!!!!!) and I'm pretty much stuck with writing cause I hate all the other subjects. And so I'm at a point where I want to take this seriously and enter and try to compete but the other half of me is just like, blegh who cares just turn it in so you can get the credit. So I wrote this crappy poem and it sucks so I don't know if I want to try and improve it or just not care and turn it in anyways.
K, I have to go mow the lawn. :( My mom came and told me I had to. Life sucks. (see post above) Oh, before I go, I need ideas for a name of............superheros? Can you call them that? I don't know. But I came up with the super squad but I really don't like that so I'm tryin to bounce other ideas off a people. It's this group of superheros and there like x-men but they cant be called x-men and i cant exactly use the justice league or anything like that so.........yeah. Help?
Man, life sucks. You know, it's good and I'm alive and have food and stuff and thats good. I know there are starving people in Indonesia but hey, why are we giving all the third world contries pity. There are starving people everywhere! But you know, sometimes you just gotta say life sucks. You may not mean it all the way but ya gotta say it.
So in Creative Writing we have to do reflections (BLEGH!!!!!) and I'm pretty much stuck with writing cause I hate all the other subjects. And so I'm at a point where I want to take this seriously and enter and try to compete but the other half of me is just like, blegh who cares just turn it in so you can get the credit. So I wrote this crappy poem and it sucks so I don't know if I want to try and improve it or just not care and turn it in anyways.
K, I have to go mow the lawn. :( My mom came and told me I had to. Life sucks. (see post above) Oh, before I go, I need ideas for a name of............superheros? Can you call them that? I don't know. But I came up with the super squad but I really don't like that so I'm tryin to bounce other ideas off a people. It's this group of superheros and there like x-men but they cant be called x-men and i cant exactly use the justice league or anything like that so.........yeah. Help?
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
I HAVE SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha i tricked you!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause you thought i had swine flu but i don't.............i don't..........yeah.
Don't you hate being sick? I do too. I've been sick for the last three days (luckily and not so luckily I've only stayed home for two) I'm not really sure what I have. Probably just a cold but luckily it's going away so it's cool. My throat just really hurts. Courtney and I both now realize why people sluff. CAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!! You feel so empowered!!!!!!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Yeah but it also sucks cause i kinda maybe spent the last to nights crying out of depression and sickness begging my mom to stay up with me................................
Maybe.
But I really hate the missing school part even though I like totally LOVE it. We're taking the Iowa test in science which I totally missed and now have to stay after to school to make it up along with a big history test worth ninety something points i think.
Fun fun.
Not to mention all the other crap. But whatever I'll get over it. Um.....................................oh yeah, I auditioned for the school play but I didn't get a callback. I don't really care though because I know I didn't really have a chance cause it's a musical but my friends think I'm totally depressed that I didn't get one because one of my OTHER friends got one and there all sitting there reasurring me "Oh, that's not right. You TOTALLY should have got one. Let's go beat them up. I didn't deserve one you did. Just because you didn't get a callback doesn't mean you didn't get the part."
Yeah, right. Tell that to the chick who's playing Sharpay.
But I'm just like "Oh thanks that's nice of you. I'm fine with it. I don't really care." But they keep on saying this and the only reason I'm not jumping up and down with joy is because i feel like complete and utter CRAP. But they don't believe that. They think I'm depressed cause I didn't get the part of Sharpay "which I was made for" and that all my efforts have been "put to a waste".
Whatever."
They won't shut up so finally I'm just like "OKAY! Guys! Thank you for your concern, I'm fine I promise. I just don't feel good okay? I didn't expect to get the part so it's not like it's a big dissapointment or anything okay?" They give me a look and finally I just start to ignore them. Then they get mad at me for not coming and playing on the playground with them when I actually don't feel good AND have a very good view of hot guys playing tennis and occasionally looking at me.
Oh, BTW we didn't get to film on Friday so there won't be a video for awhile. I'm not gonna point fingers because I'm done being pissed so it's okay now. We'll film some other time. Or I will. Whatever.
Peace out home dog
Don't you hate being sick? I do too. I've been sick for the last three days (luckily and not so luckily I've only stayed home for two) I'm not really sure what I have. Probably just a cold but luckily it's going away so it's cool. My throat just really hurts. Courtney and I both now realize why people sluff. CAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!! You feel so empowered!!!!!!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Yeah but it also sucks cause i kinda maybe spent the last to nights crying out of depression and sickness begging my mom to stay up with me................................
Maybe.
But I really hate the missing school part even though I like totally LOVE it. We're taking the Iowa test in science which I totally missed and now have to stay after to school to make it up along with a big history test worth ninety something points i think.
Fun fun.
Not to mention all the other crap. But whatever I'll get over it. Um.....................................oh yeah, I auditioned for the school play but I didn't get a callback. I don't really care though because I know I didn't really have a chance cause it's a musical but my friends think I'm totally depressed that I didn't get one because one of my OTHER friends got one and there all sitting there reasurring me "Oh, that's not right. You TOTALLY should have got one. Let's go beat them up. I didn't deserve one you did. Just because you didn't get a callback doesn't mean you didn't get the part."
Yeah, right. Tell that to the chick who's playing Sharpay.
But I'm just like "Oh thanks that's nice of you. I'm fine with it. I don't really care." But they keep on saying this and the only reason I'm not jumping up and down with joy is because i feel like complete and utter CRAP. But they don't believe that. They think I'm depressed cause I didn't get the part of Sharpay "which I was made for" and that all my efforts have been "put to a waste".
Whatever."
They won't shut up so finally I'm just like "OKAY! Guys! Thank you for your concern, I'm fine I promise. I just don't feel good okay? I didn't expect to get the part so it's not like it's a big dissapointment or anything okay?" They give me a look and finally I just start to ignore them. Then they get mad at me for not coming and playing on the playground with them when I actually don't feel good AND have a very good view of hot guys playing tennis and occasionally looking at me.
Oh, BTW we didn't get to film on Friday so there won't be a video for awhile. I'm not gonna point fingers because I'm done being pissed so it's okay now. We'll film some other time. Or I will. Whatever.
Peace out home dog
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