Barney

Okay so I know I haven't posted since November 12 but I kinda sorta forgot I had a blog........ But now that I'm back I'm here to talk about the most horrible, most unfathomable form of entertainment known to man kind.
That's right. I'm here to talk about Barney.
I don't know if I can really talk about this because I've seen like six episodes of Barney in my time but since I have all the words to "Rock With Barney" memorized I think I afford some lienecy. Speaking of "Rock With Barney" let's start with that.
I don't know how long you sign a contract to be on Barney but however long it is it's way to long. First you have Lucy. She's like twenty two and bobbing her head side to side and gettin jiggy to a song about good manners. Not right.
Then you have three poor innocent boys. Well, maybe two. Michael can be a tad bit to enthusiastic.
Michael. This kid is probably around my age and he's singin about apples and bananas. And he's wearing a neon pink polo shirt.
Neon pink polo shirt.
That's not even the worst of it. In one song they have him dancing around a donkey in a FRILLY neon pink shirt. Poor child. Then you have Adam and Derek who have like four lines put together in the whole show. Maybe that's a good thing........
Next there's Amy. This girl was cute once upon a time. But now they have her hair in this monstrous braid thing and unmatching clothes that are ment for a five year old.
Last there's Tina. A cute chubby ten year old girl in way to tight clothing. She's adorable. Not in spandex. And they have her pretending like she's one. She can't say her "th"'s. So instead she says "earf" and "teef".
Let's move on to "Sharing Is Caring". If anybody knows of Selena Gomez off of Disney Channel yup that's her. The other girl, the red haired one. Wow, I don't even know where to start. They have her singing about her hen hickety pickety. She's suppolsed to be walking down the road. I don't know if you can call what she's doing walking. She's skipping/strutting/high kicking in place with a insane grin on her face. I'm really not asking for genius. I don't want an eight year old Johnny Depp. Heck, they can stand their with their heads down and mumble "if i lived under the sea" in monotone for all I care. I'm just sick of over acting twelve year olds. So say goodbye Barney and the Backyard Gang. Cause your time was up CENTURIES before now.

Birthday Baby!

Yo yo watz up my home dogs!!!!
My birthday was pretty tight. I got a LOT of moolah that I went and spent on some totally SWEET pants. I got two new books that are REALLY FREAKIN HACKIN AMAZING!!!!!!!! I got some neon nail polish that smells yummy, some gum and my FAVORITEST MOVIE EVER THE SANDLOT YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also got jelly bracelets and a necklace and a giftcard from my friends. It was definetly tiz-ight.

Here's some pics:



The birthday hat of the twenty-first century.




Josh and Lexi want to get in on everything. They're so cute.




I LOVE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Yay?

Peace out avid readers.

Okay..................

Waz crackalakin my mchome skillet buiscets?! So.................not really sure why I'm writing this.................actually I'm writing this to escape mowing the lawn but I don't think it's working because I can hear them talking about it upstairs.............
Man, life sucks. You know, it's good and I'm alive and have food and stuff and thats good. I know there are starving people in Indonesia but hey, why are we giving all the third world contries pity. There are starving people everywhere! But you know, sometimes you just gotta say life sucks. You may not mean it all the way but ya gotta say it.
So in Creative Writing we have to do reflections (BLEGH!!!!!) and I'm pretty much stuck with writing cause I hate all the other subjects. And so I'm at a point where I want to take this seriously and enter and try to compete but the other half of me is just like, blegh who cares just turn it in so you can get the credit. So I wrote this crappy poem and it sucks so I don't know if I want to try and improve it or just not care and turn it in anyways.
K, I have to go mow the lawn. :( My mom came and told me I had to. Life sucks. (see post above) Oh, before I go, I need ideas for a name of............superheros? Can you call them that? I don't know. But I came up with the super squad but I really don't like that so I'm tryin to bounce other ideas off a people. It's this group of superheros and there like x-men but they cant be called x-men and i cant exactly use the justice league or anything like that so.........yeah. Help?

I HAVE SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha i tricked you!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause you thought i had swine flu but i don't.............i don't..........yeah.
Don't you hate being sick? I do too. I've been sick for the last three days (luckily and not so luckily I've only stayed home for two) I'm not really sure what I have. Probably just a cold but luckily it's going away so it's cool. My throat just really hurts. Courtney and I both now realize why people sluff. CAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!! You feel so empowered!!!!!!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Yeah but it also sucks cause i kinda maybe spent the last to nights crying out of depression and sickness begging my mom to stay up with me................................

Maybe.

But I really hate the missing school part even though I like totally LOVE it. We're taking the Iowa test in science which I totally missed and now have to stay after to school to make it up along with a big history test worth ninety something points i think.

Fun fun.

Not to mention all the other crap. But whatever I'll get over it. Um.....................................oh yeah, I auditioned for the school play but I didn't get a callback. I don't really care though because I know I didn't really have a chance cause it's a musical but my friends think I'm totally depressed that I didn't get one because one of my OTHER friends got one and there all sitting there reasurring me "Oh, that's not right. You TOTALLY should have got one. Let's go beat them up. I didn't deserve one you did. Just because you didn't get a callback doesn't mean you didn't get the part."

Yeah, right. Tell that to the chick who's playing Sharpay.

But I'm just like "Oh thanks that's nice of you. I'm fine with it. I don't really care." But they keep on saying this and the only reason I'm not jumping up and down with joy is because i feel like complete and utter CRAP. But they don't believe that. They think I'm depressed cause I didn't get the part of Sharpay "which I was made for" and that all my efforts have been "put to a waste".

Whatever."

They won't shut up so finally I'm just like "OKAY! Guys! Thank you for your concern, I'm fine I promise. I just don't feel good okay? I didn't expect to get the part so it's not like it's a big dissapointment or anything okay?" They give me a look and finally I just start to ignore them. Then they get mad at me for not coming and playing on the playground with them when I actually don't feel good AND have a very good view of hot guys playing tennis and occasionally looking at me.

Oh, BTW we didn't get to film on Friday so there won't be a video for awhile. I'm not gonna point fingers because I'm done being pissed so it's okay now. We'll film some other time. Or I will. Whatever.

Peace out home dog

Books Made Into Tv Shows/Movies

This is just plain not right. They recently made a show that I am in love with into a show. It's called the Vampire Diaries and they totally screwed it up! I won't go into details cause you don't know anything about it......actually I will. I need to get my feelings out.
THEY FREAKIN GAVE ELENA A BROTHER!!!!! SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BROTHER SHE HAS A FIVE YEAR OLD SISTER!!!!! ELENA FREAKIN HACKIN HAS BLONDE HAIR NOT BROWN ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!? VICKIE IS NOW MATT'S SISTER MATT DOESN'T HAVE ANY SIBLINGS THEY SPECIFICALLY SAY HE IS AN ONLY CHILD WHAT THE CRAP AND ELENA'S BROTHER IS A DRUGGIE AND THIS BOOK IS SET IN LIKE THE NINTIES DRUGGIES WEREN'T EVEN INVENTED THEN AND THIS IS LIKE A LITTLE SWEET TOWN WHERE DRUGS ARE NOT RIGHT AND THEY MADE VICKIE IS WITH TYLER WHEN REALLY SHE ISN'T TYLER GOES AFTER ELENA AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF THEY MADE IT SO STEFAN HAS CONNECTIONS IN THEIR TOWN WHEN HE DOESN'T HE'S FROM FREAKIN ITALY GRRRRRRRRRRR AND STEFAN AND DAMON ARE ACTUALLY HOT WHICH MAKES THE BETRAYAL ALL THE MORE WORSE AND MEREDITH IS NOT EVEN IN THE FREAKIN HACKIN STUPID TV SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cough, cough*
Another travasity is Twilight. This was a very good book before everyone was obsessed with it. And the movie SUCKS!!!!! And I know you're thinking "What?! A month ago she was obsessed!" Yes, well I recently had the opportunity to see the movie again and I'm sitting there and I'm like, "This SUCKS!!!!!" And it's ruined the book for me so now whenever I read it I can only thing of (GAG!!!!!!!!!) Robert Pattinson and (double GAG!!!!!!!!!) Kristen Stewart. It's totally ruined now.
It would be so freakin hackin super fly wicked if they made fablehaven into a movie but at the same time I think it would also ruin it for me so that there is kind of debatable.
Well that's about it for this post but, Oh yeah check out youtube.com/zeamza but not right now in like, a little bit because there's nothing on there right now but me and my friends are going to be posting videos there we just don't have a camera that's why there aren't videos there but we're filming on friday (next friday) and we'll hopefully have one up soon so yeah check it out just not right now!
Go back in like, a day or two.

That Mandatory Piece of Crap They Call School: The Sequel

Ah, second day of school, where to begin, where to begin.

Eh, it was fine. At least, that's what I told my mom, cause you know, why would anybody say that their day of school was great, amazingly fastingaly awesome so amazing that it was like opening the door to a magical world filled with colorful rainbows and magical unicorns.

Yeah who would say that?

Fifth period, art. It was cool. I like the teacher she's nice. Everyone's going on about how hot she is. Whatever I'm not going to listen to that. She was pretty though. Sixth period, Mock Trial.
Yay.
You see, I didn't exactly WANT to be in this class. My mom put it down as an second, thinking I wouldn't get into because I would get into to all my firsts.
Didn't happen.
They screwed up my schedule so that I had theatre two first semester and theatre one second semester and theatre one was full this semester so I had to go with something else. Guess what?
The guy is nice, yeah, I know people in there that I don't particularly like but ya know, what are ya gonna do? I've been trying to get into gym because I don't want to go through last year again, what with being a loner and having to change by myself and never seeing the light of day through my eyes.
But you know, I just don't wanna go through that.
Seventh period, History. Got it with Roland, I see a guy that I haven't seen since fifth grade, it's all good. The teacher seems kinda boring but he seems nice so I'm not gonna complain. Eighth period, yearbook. Fun, sure, cool teacher yeah.
Wasn't a horrid day, wasn't the best. But the only good way to end a day is to be riding the bus home with your friend and end with a couple of last words.
"I need to get to know the guy a little better, to understand the deep intellectual things that go on inside his brain."
*pause*
"I agree."

Yay.

That Mandatory Piece of Crap They Call School

First day of school, first day of school, where to begin.......

Well it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It wasn't completly horrid but it wasn't the best day of my academic career. We'll put it in the bareable category. So, um, Kylie came and got me, 7:45 and I get in the car, talk to her and Parker. Parker ditches us and soon as we get to the school. Oh well, he's a guy, not really our best friend, what are you gonna do? So, get my schedule, find my locker, don't have anything to put in it so we just chill and find Roland and Brittney. Bell rings, first period comes around. English, have it with Kylie. Yay! English is taught by a nice old lady that makes a color and claims the room is very hot. Next, Creative Writing. Got it with Kylie and it's right across the little space, common thingy. (Our school is very freakish; it has these little box rooms and there are like, I don't know, five classrooms in each of them instead of out in the hallways) Go there, sit down together. Pretty much my favorite class that day. The teacher read us a book I've already read and I'm pretty sure she was either high or just very, very frazzled and excited. Third period, not my favorite. Algebra. Don't have it with anyone, don't really like the teacher; lucky, we get to leave for lunch.
Lunch is very weird here. There are two lunches and your in first or second lunch depending what floor your on and whether your in science or not. Plus, we have AB schedule so, you know, all the more fun. I have second lunch, so do all my friends. We go down, and apparently we only get half an hour to eat and the line is like a mile long. But whatever, we manage to down our food. Go back to third period (weird) and chill with the not nice Alegebra teacher. Go to fourth period. Science, know someone not my best friend, but is nice. Guess who's my partner? We go outside and do a weird bubble thing and I don't really like this teacher either. But whatever. It was okay. It wasn't amazingly totally gnarly wicked or super fly but bareable. Get back to you on tomorrow with B day.

Yay.