Oh Gag School

So.

I was hanging with my homie-gs today and we got on the subject of school. We talked about the new school and how frightening it is and how the AB schedule will be confusing and why do we have to have two floors and I really didn't want to talk about any of it and my peep Hannah is just like "Oh yeah, there's only 24 days left till school starts."

Wow.

That was a pretty big bomb shell and she just dropped in the middle of the conversation. I mean, I swear, it was like she was talking about the weather or something she's just like "Oh yeah, lovely weather by the way only about 24 days left till all your hopes and dreams are crashed and your stuck and in a hot cramped building with who knows how many other people so you might as well just shoot yourself in the head cause that would be a lot easier than enduring that for a whole year. So yeah, how bout them Mets?" I mean, I know it has to come to an end at some point but do ya really have to drop it down like that? You know, it's hard to ignore it all when school shopping comes and you get your schedule but when you start talking about how many days are left, really, it's like you actually WANT it to come back. I said back to her I was like, "NO WHY MUST IT END?!" All dramatically and full of feeling and she's just like "Oh are you kidding me? It's boring without school I can't wait."

Don't really know if I'm gonna be hanging out with Hannah that much.

TeeHee!!!!

Oh Brian Regan. Classic.

SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello. I am Brittney Chamberlain and I would like to commentate on this summer season, this cornicopia of good fortune, this plethora of, what you people call fun. In case you do not know, it is SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH EM FREAKIN HACKIN GEE IT'S FINALLY SUMMER HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE SCHOOL NO MORE CLASSES NO MORE EVIL MRS. FRANCOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES FINALLY I'M FREE FROM CRANKY FRANKY HOLY CRAP IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY I CAN STAY UP TILL TWO IN THE MORNING AND GET UP AND ELEVEN FINALLY I CAN JUST HANG OUT WITH MY COMPANIONS ALL DAY AND PARTY ALL NIGHT FINALLY IT'S FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE A GIANT ROLLERCOASTER OF FUNGOODHAPPY THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!! I like rollercoasters.

I like the tin man.

And that concludes our broadcast on this summer season.

The I-Can't-Think-Of-A-Title-For-This-Post Post

I drew this for art a few weeks ago. I had recently rented the movie on Netflix after its absence since the time when me and Courtney saw it with Peter. I realized that it is very disturbingly creepy and I love it. Its one of my favorite movies. I need to find more Japanese anime movies but oh well. I drew this for the next two weeks sketch (we turn in drawings every two weeks). I turned Tinkerbell punk!

St. Jorge!!!!!!!!

Yeah peeps St George! We went from Saturday morning (at seven i might add) and left yesterday. I totally didn't want to leave it was like the best ever. It was so hot i wore shorts every day! It totally sucked though cause on the way I was sick and the next day I was sick too. But I got better enough to go swimming which was amazing even though nobody would do anything fun (cough cough "courtney" cough cough "sean") Anyways. Yeah it was way super dee duperly fun. I just wish it was that hot up here. It kind of kills a mood when you come back home after seventy degree weather and it's like, fifty. You know?

Guess!

Can't read my can't read my no he can't read my (blank)!

Can anybody fill in the blank? (Hint: this has been in my head all week)

The Things That Must Go (part 2)

I had alot of fun with this the last time and I've been thinking so I might as well give it another go.

• Snow. Yes, good for the planet, good for people, makes more water but I HATE walking in it with the passion of a thousand burning nuns (sorry, nothing against them)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For example, I had to walk home from school today which sucks anyway because I live like, two miles from the school but anyways, it was snowing and it made me cold and the flakes were HUMONGOS and it's cold and it makes you soaked and it's COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I prefer rain. Yes, it has a lot of the same qualities of snow but at least it goes away!!!!!!!!!
• Leg Warmers. Yes the dreaded leg warmers are coming back into style. AND THEY ARE HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh. I have gym this semester and all these girls are coming in either wearing knee high socks, leggings, or LEG WARMERS!!!!!!!!!! And they just don't look good. Sorry honey but seriously, go back to the eightys. Not that the eightys weren't amazing. The fashion was just bad.
• Hair. Yes, your probably thinking "uh oh, another brittney spears is comin" and no I'm not going to shave my head. I just hate how chicks these days rat their hair underneath so it poofs up. It looks bad.
• Junior High Contests for King and Queen, Foxiest, Best Lips, Favorite Airhead, and other such. It stupid. All it is is a popularity contest. Of course none of the unpopular kids will win. Because nobody knows you. If all the unpopular childeren banded together, we could get the right people, not somebody who wins "Lucious Lips" when they barely have lips.
• School. Yes, all children need to learn so that we can supposedly use things we're never even going to think about in our future. Such as alegebra. When in my life am I going to need to know what ratio one thing is to another?!?!?!?! But anyways, yes we all need to learn but do we have to go five days of the whole freakin week?!?!!? We only get two days off. That's barely enough time to catch up on my sleep, let alone do everything I want to!
• Texting lingo. Yes, this was in my last list but it's still goin strong. Seriously, every where you go around jr high you hear people "oh em gee!" or "lol" or even "btw". I mean seriously, and I have said this before, instead of freaking saying lol why don't we just laugh out loud like they did in the olden times!

Well that's it for my list. Hope you enjoyed it!