Dumb Blonde

K, so at dinner we were having hamburgers and I got a bottle of ketchup. I opened up the cap and was shaking. Brand new bottle. I kept shaking it and I kept thinking "Why isn't it coming out." It took me five minutes to realize that there was one of those seal thingys on the ketchup bottle. I'm such a dumb blonde. Then it took me another three minutes to get the seal thingy off.